tiger

why did tiger look down the loe?

to find pooh

doctor doctor

doctor doctor

i feel like a curtain

well pull yourself together then

doctor doctor collection of jokes 1.

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!

Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil ‘till I get there

Q:what are the best type of walks for glamorous cats.

A: catwalks.

poor boy

one day there is a boy and only has a head lo arms no body just a head so when he was 15 his dad took him to a bar and he asked for his first pint and he had his first sip and out came is body he then took another sip and out came is arms. then everyone shouted another sip then out came all of his body he was so happy he got out of his chair ran outside and didnt see the lorry coming he was ran over.

then barman said "he should have stopped meanwhile he was ahead".

people have stupid names nowerdays like the other day i was served by a person called

mmmm denum

what happens?

Q: what happens when you wipe a wet wipe across a saleswoman at a department store?

A: her skin starts to bubble with fresh oxygen from all the make up they put on